🌸SALE SALE SALE🌸

Barnes & Noble 25% off sale!

Happy Barnes & Noble 25% off pre-orders sale to all who celebrate! Late Bloomer, my steamy, sapphic, rom-com comes out April 16, but why not treat future you to a delicious little snack?? Head over to Barnes & Noble and use code PREORDER25 at check out to save some cash (and save your receipt HINT HINT!)

These queer disasters stole my heart and their story includes:

🌸a flower farm on the brink of collapse

👡a poorly thought out shoe painting business

👩‍🎤Opal having one horrific hair disaster after another

🧠Autism rep

☀️The grumpiest goose x ferocious sunshine

💥“I definitely don’t like you but we should probably bang a bunch”

😩LET’S HUDDLE TOGETHER FOR WARMTH

🌿Some added heat to an already steamy greenhouse

While you’re over at B+N, might I offer some additional pre-order suggestions to toss in that cart?

Ne’re Duke Well by Alexandra Vasti is one of my favorite historical romances of all time (Vasti is like… top tier hist-rom writer and I can’t get enough). A Love Like the Sun by Riss M. Neilson is one of the most stunningly tender books I’ve ever read. The Ex Vows by Jessica Joyce which made me ugly sob on an airplane and scream at Ms. Joyce for days on ened. And, last but not least, Nearlywed by the irreverent and hilarious Nicolas DiDomizio (also known as Michael Rapaports #1 public enemy).

The [Horrifying] GIF Memes

In honor of the sale I’ve made (with the invaluable help of my bestie Emily) some unhinged memes… Please feel free to share

The End 🤡

All my love,
Mazey ❤️🧠🦷