Archive - From the Messy Desk of Mazey Eddings

THE PLUS ONE is coming and I have no chill

Mar 8

I've been waiting months to announce this! Hi hi hi!!! Guess what??? The Plus One pre-order swag has been finalized and I'm truly obsessed! A few months…

Feb 3

Pretend I put a witty header here Hiya sweet pea! This will probably be one of a thousand emails you receive about the big Barnes & Noble pre-order…

Jan 25

Hello sweet angel! It's been awhile *hangs head in author self-promo shame* and I've had many life changes since I last sent out a newsletter! Perhaps…

Jul 19, 2022

THANK YOU!! Hello sweet geese! Happy spring! Have seasonal allergies knocked you out like they've done to me? I am beyond grateful and truly blown away…

Mar 18, 2022

Good morning you lovely Cinnamon-breasted-tit! I imagine it's both too early and I'm too old for cheap and raunchy bird humor, but here we are. Also, I…

May 16, 2021

Greetings you precious lil puffin! I hope August is treating you well. I blinked and this month is more than halfway over, which means... Lizzie Blake's…

Aug 19, 2022

WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO?? Greetings you precious, hibernating bear cubs! Well... what a damn year it's been! To be honest, I'm saving all my truly emo…

Dec 11, 2022

Howdy hey sweet kittens! So, uh, 2023 has started off like a kick to the teeth... can only go up from here, right?... RIGHT? One thing that doesn't suck…

Jan 5

Hello sweet angel! So... where to even begin?? I'm pretty sure I was supposed send out a newsletter on March 1st to announce that Harper and Dan were…

Mar 6, 2022

Hello my lil sweet pea! Goodness gracious, what a fucking year! I went into 2022 full of hope and anxiety with giant dreams and even bigger fears. The…

Dec 31, 2022

HI HI HI!!!! Hello you stunning lil starfish! Was January not the longest month of your life?? Like, holy shit I can't believe we've only been through…

Feb 6, 2022

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