THE PLUS ONE is coming and I have no chill
I've been waiting months to announce this! Hi hi hi!!! Guess what??? The Plus One pre-order swag has been finalized and I'm truly obsessed! A few months…
Pretend I put a witty header here Hiya sweet pea! This will probably be one of a thousand emails you receive about the big Barnes & Noble pre-order…
Hello sweet angel! It's been awhile *hangs head in author self-promo shame* and I've had many life changes since I last sent out a newsletter! Perhaps…
THANK YOU!! Hello sweet geese! Happy spring! Have seasonal allergies knocked you out like they've done to me? I am beyond grateful and truly blown away…
Good morning you lovely Cinnamon-breasted-tit! I imagine it's both too early and I'm too old for cheap and raunchy bird humor, but here we are. Also, I…
Greetings you precious lil puffin! I hope August is treating you well. I blinked and this month is more than halfway over, which means... Lizzie Blake's…
WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO?? Greetings you precious, hibernating bear cubs! Well... what a damn year it's been! To be honest, I'm saving all my truly emo…
Howdy hey sweet kittens! So, uh, 2023 has started off like a kick to the teeth... can only go up from here, right?... RIGHT? One thing that doesn't suck…
Hello sweet angel! So... where to even begin?? I'm pretty sure I was supposed send out a newsletter on March 1st to announce that Harper and Dan were…
Hello my lil sweet pea! Goodness gracious, what a fucking year! I went into 2022 full of hope and anxiety with giant dreams and even bigger fears. The…
HI HI HI!!!! Hello you stunning lil starfish! Was January not the longest month of your life?? Like, holy shit I can't believe we've only been through…